Four those who don’t no me, my name is Sebastian Shadwell. Dad normally rites thas article, but this weak he said that I coold right it. So I wunt to talk two yu about Krismas.
I love Khristmis heaps a lot. It is one of my favourite tymes of year. I luv it just as mich as my birfday and dinner thime. Cleo (my girlfriend) loves Chrasmus just as muchly. She sed to me that she loves Chrismess also to as well.
Won of the thangs I love about Krismess is all of the foodage. Mum and Dad normally get to much and they then give me a Cleo the left overers. I love left overs. We get chickcan, beef, piggy, and some times turky. I can eat so much that my belly gets really really really really full. I need a big snooze after that.
Plus, at christmus the fat man, dad, normally brings presents. I got a pool splashy thing last year, a ball, a new bed and I got a bit of chocolate too. Not tu much, but it was all yummy yum.
But, however, I had trouble. When Sandy Claws came lust year he woke me up. All that jingle jingle stuff and his slid was very noisy. Plus, also too as well, Rudolf ate my dog food. If he tries that again this year I well stick his red nose when no won will cee it shine.
Wat I really love about Christmas is the fact that mum and dad are at home and relaxed. Wi normally go swimmering and walking and playing games and seeing more people. Everybady is more calm and happier. Its great.
Plus my birthday is jist after chrastmis. I’ll be 6 thus year. I will probally get a burthdey cake too. I want a chocolate and dog fude cake. I’ll even share sume with Cleo and mum and dad. But I wont share any with George P Cat. You are a bad nasty evil George P Cat. I’m watching yue.
I want to remind you of something that is very important to Cleo and me. Please don’t give pets as presents this Christmas. Too many people find out after Christmas that they don’t want their new doggy pup and they get abandoned, abused or put down. Too many animals that only want to give you love are killed needlessly each year because people are to shallow to love them back. Please remember, while we may be dogs, we are still a life and deserved to be treated with love and care. And yes that even goes for George P Cats.
I hope you all hive a wunderfil Quristmas. I hope Sandy Claws brings you all the doggy food thit you want. Be nice to each other and rimembar that all arguments can be stopped by telling them to sit and stay. Plus a good belly rub wall help most people forget their troubles.
Love You All
Big Licks and Waggy Tails
Sebastian Shadwell